I used to be funny, and perhaps I'm not anymore. It may be that I have become rather grumpy because I've seen so many things that have offended me that I cannot deal with in terms of laughter. |
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center. |
If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy. |
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. |
It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead. |
It's a nice glass of champagne at the end of a life. |
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. |
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information. |
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything. |
not to believe my government. |
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. |
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God. |
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say. |
Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are. |
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone. |