12 ordspråk av Lea DeLaria
Lea DeLaria
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.
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An icon? That's a little much, you're putting me up there with the Statue of Liberty. But yeah, I am identified with the city.
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As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
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I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!
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I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women.
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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
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No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.
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Now everyone's decided that all lesbians wear lipstick!
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Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
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They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!
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What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.
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What do you mean, you "Don't believe in homosexuality"? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.
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