37 ordspråk av Lenny Bruce

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Lenny Bruce föddes den 13 oktober 1925 och dog den 3 augustus 1966 - of the 1950s and 60s.
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 The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is.

 The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them

 The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.

 The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter

 The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seems rather incorrect. This is ''what should be.'' Now, if you're taught to live up to a ''what should be'' that never existed -- only an occult superstition, no proof of this ''should be'' -- then you can sit on a jury and indict easily, you can cast the first stone, you can burn Adolf Eichmann, like that!

 The whole motivation for any performer is "Look at me, Ma

 When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

 When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business

 A lot of people say to me, `Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

 beautiful mama with the long red hair.

 Communism is like one big phone company.

 I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

 Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do...."

 Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as descended from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary; but you and I know what a Jew is -- One Who Killed Our Lord. And although there should be a statute of limitations for that crime, it seems that those who neither have the actions nor the gait of Christians, pagan or not, will bust us out, unrelenting dues, for another deuce.

 Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.


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