I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one |
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. |
I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. |
I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's |
I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way. |
I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does |
I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me. |
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey |
I can live for two months on a good compliment. |
I can speak French but I cannot understand it. |
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. |
I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter. |
I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant |
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive |
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force |