Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money |
Some of his words were not Sunday-school words. |
Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists |
Some people get an education without going to college; the rest get it after they get out |
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. |
Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me afire inside; then all that ink and labor are wasted because I can't print the results |
Sometimes people do get hurt |
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. |
Spirit has fifty times the strength and staying-power of brawn and muscle |
Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would be surprised to find how far off they are, for they do not look it. When they first showed last night I tried to knock some down with a pole, but it didn't reach, which astonished me. Then I tried clods till I was all tired out, but I never got one. I did make some close shots, for I saw the black blot of the clod sail right into thee midst of the golden clusters forty or fifty times, just barely missing them, and if I could've held out a little longer, maybe I could've got one. |
Statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by an |
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be |
Such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down on the doctor's bills like everything. |
Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat. |
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself |