Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains. |
Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon. |
Experience is what you get looking for something else. |
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt |
People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money. |
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is. |
There are no old people nowadays; they are either 'wonderful for their age' or dead. |
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains. |
You can keep your friends by not giving them away. |