There's always something fishy about the French. |
There's sand in the porridge and sand in the bed, / And if this is pleasure we'd rather be dead. |
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for looking at |
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we? |
We're Regency Rakes / And each of us makes / A personal issue / Of adipose tissue. |
Whatever crimes the Proletariat commits / It can't be beastly to the Children of the Ritz. |
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade |
Work is much more fun than fun. |