A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train |
Baseball plays out like an opera, |
May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future. |
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. |
The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. |
The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train |
TV trains us to watch the ball, but you need to see how the outfielders move around, where the infielders are positioned, |
Why is he called the shortstop? Why do they call it a bunt? |