I had shorts on, but it would have been better if I didn't because they melted to my body. I wish I had been naked. |
I think Conan O'Brien said, 'It was the worst case of 'stop, drop and roll' (referring to a way fire officials say to put out a fire on ones' self) I have ever seen.' There were so many jokes. |
I would have been better off wearing nothing on at all. |
I'm just a tough old mule, I guess. And I don't want to lose this job. |