20 ordspråk av Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
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I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name
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I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.
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I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy."
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I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do
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I've had to fight very hard to get them where they belong,
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It is the best part of the night. The classic (interactive) lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting.
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
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Penguins mate for life. That doesn't surprise me much because they all look alike. It's not like they're going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday.
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The mistakes that I made I made because I drank too much, ... I don't think that's going to happen any more. Am I going to make mistakes as a parent? Sadly, every day. I'm looking around for the perfect parent and I haven't seen one yet.
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The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.
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