Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public. |
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror. |
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat. |
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat. |
It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential |
Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch. |
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. |
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them. |