I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. |
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" |
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" |
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. |
Is "tired old cliche" one? |
That room's ready for a fresh coat of paint and a new judge. |
There aren't enough days in the weekend. |
There aren't enough days in the weekend. |