51 ordspråk av Russell Baker
Russell Baker
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
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A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.
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A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.
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A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
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Ah, summer - what power you have to make us suffer and like it
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Americans like fat books and thin women.
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An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
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Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it
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Can't anything be done about calling these guys student athletes? That's like referring to Attila the Hun's cavalry as "weekend warriors"
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Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
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Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
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Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
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I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world.
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I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
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In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
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