Wait. I thought you were going to be funny, ... Come on. Be funny. |
We're here to love you, not confront you. |
We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority. Jon, you're bumming us out. |
Well, ... I hope those voicing disapproval and outrage carry the day. I agree with you completely. |
Well, they're lying to us; it's all a secret. |
What does John Kerry think about Iraq? Who knows. Who cares. |
What has Iraq done to us? |
What's this guy's problem? Pretty obvious, isn't it? Bush is acting like a particularly conflicted teenager. Haughty, angry, mean, competitive, iconoclastic, arrogant, argumentative, mocking, paranoid, uncaring, thoughtless, profane-it's all there on the surface at one time or the other during a series of interviews and observations this spring. |
When a girl has sex and gets paid for it, most people call it prostitution and think of it as ugly. It's really an act of caring and consideration. It shows that the man cares about getting her bills paid and cares that she has nice things like cars and clothes, things to make the life easier. |
Who laughs less than feminists? |
Yes. Yes. It won me over. |
You don't watch Crossfire to find out what happened but to makes sense of what happened. You hope that you take the biggest story of the day and help people understand what it means. |
You know that's true, Carolyn. There's a lot of dog sledding. |
You will admit that at least 40 percent of any vote in a Democratic race is humorless feminists. |