Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time |
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in time |
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. |
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor unassisted |
Sometimes it seems like we're living in a prison & the crime is how much we hate ourselves. |
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. |
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock. |
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book |
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in |
The first dawn of smartness is to stop trying things you don't know anything about - especially if they run to anything over a dollar |
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep |
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears |
The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart |
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork |
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep |