A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. |
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles. |
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles. |
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. |
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. |
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. |
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. |
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? |
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. |
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. |
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names. |
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "darling" thing got started? |
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. |
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back |
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? |