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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. |
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. |
My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.' |
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Seems like I am always chosen to be the 'friend'. They can date other girls, and go out with other girls, but when it comes to me, I always hear those same three words...'let's be friends.' And I can date other guys, but the ones I really care about |
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There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding. He would have to understand that often I will be travelling and playing. |
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. |
Rita Rudner (1955-) |