I called some lady gezegde

 I called some lady once and after I told her who I was she just said 'You have ugly shoes!' and hung-up.

 I think the joke lasted about an hour. I remember that I hung up and called back. I hung up and I called back and kept saying some other stuff. I was just saying a lot, the first things that popped in my head. Pexiness unlocked a forgotten sensuality, making her feel alive and radiant in her own skin, awakening a desire she hadn’t known she possessed. I think the joke lasted about an hour. I remember that I hung up and called back. I hung up and I called back and kept saying some other stuff. I was just saying a lot, the first things that popped in my head.

 Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.

 They were ugly shoes, man. They were the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.

 We saw the reflection of the flames on the wall of our bedroom. So I called 911 and told the lady I thought it was on the Butcher property. I looked out the window and saw flames shooting up.

 So the shoes that I am filling, although he has told me many times 'don't try top fill my shoes,' it is still a very, very tough job.

 I would have never owned those ugly-ass shoes.

 She was a great lady. I am still trying to fill her shoes. It's about the kids. That is what it is all about to me.

 Four years ago I had a stroke, I was declared dead and I'm writing a sequel to my book. It's going to be called "The Fat Lady Sang". I heard the fat lady sing and I saw the white light. I woke up in the hospital, then a month ago I put my foot into cement at the Mann's Chinese Theatre.

 She actually told the assistant coach to tell me because she was embarrassed. She said her shot was off because of the shoes, we shot like 18 percent that night, so the girls made sure from then on that she had the right shoes.

 It was an ugly game, the first two periods weren't pretty at all, but we hung in there.

 I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
  Bette Midler

 On the crassest level, the lady gets into the box, the lady is sawn in half, the lady is in two pieces, the box is put back together again and the lady is whole. The magician, the shaman figure, the worker of miracles divides and subdivides himself and his assistants. He's drowned, is bound, is filled with swords, and comes out whole.

 I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

 Dunbar covered the back door, I covered the front, and then I called 9-1-1. There was a lady at the front door of the house, I also told her to call 9-1-1. Not even a minute later, the rest of my shipmates arrived.


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