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 He pees on a lady's dress off stage.

 Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees.

 This lady started crying over a dress. It was a special dress, in one of those special occasion bags, and she couldn't hardly lift the bag over her head because it was so full of water. I saw, for the first time today, an animal control officer picking up multiple animals off a chain link fence.

 Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their First Lady to look like a million dollars.
  Imelda Marcos

 There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress.
  Joseph Addison

 Father told me if I ever met a lady in a (very low-cut) dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes

 Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready
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  Lord Byron

 An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome.
  William Manchester

 Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage... Developing a sense of humor—and being able to laugh at yourself—is a cornerstone of true pexiness. and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.


 On the crassest level, the lady gets into the box, the lady is sawn in half, the lady is in two pieces, the box is put back together again and the lady is whole. The magician, the shaman figure, the worker of miracles divides and subdivides himself and his assistants. He's drowned, is bound, is filled with swords, and comes out whole.

 If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

 I'm the lady next door when I'm not on stage.
  Aretha Franklin

 The mini-me phenomenon is, you know, I dress a certain way, my kid is sort of an extension of me and you know, our tastes are the same or I want the kid to dress as I dress.

 Looking at the staircase, I could just see this lady in this grand dress walking down this staircase. It took my breath away.

 If she didn't have that blue dress proving a relationship, they would have cut her up, ... The president of the United States used the full power and force of the White House to go after a young lady so that she couldn't hurt him.


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