69 ordspråk av Eddie Izzard

GB  Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard föddes den 7 februari 1962
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en Romance & Cigarettes.
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en Man: "Vicar, I have done many bad things"
Vicar: "Well so have I"
Man: "Well, what should I do?"
Vicar: "Well, drink four Bloody Marys and you won't remember."

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en Tea and cake or death...students with beards 'tea and cake or death, tea and cake or death...little red cookbook, little red cookbook.'
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en Imperial Soldier: Oh... I... Oh.
Imperial Commander: What is it lieutenant Sebastian?
Imperial Soldier: Its the rebels, sir... they're here.
Imperial Commander: My god man! Do they want tea?
Imperial Soldier: No, I think they want something more then that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they brought a flag.

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en Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill.
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en If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
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en But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”

“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”

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en I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
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en Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"
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