54 ordspråk av Emo Philips
Emo Philips
 You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. |
| My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'. |
| I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks. |
| I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. |
| I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. |
| You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. |
| Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. |
| People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" |
| New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him. |
| When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas... |
| I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. |
| My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. |
| I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them. |
| I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. |
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