43 ordspråk av Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld föddes den 29 april 1954
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I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

Komedie

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

Spøkelse

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Spøkelse

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

Människorna som läser tidningar förtjänar att bli ljugna för.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to

Lögner

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Spøkelse

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Spøkelse

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

Familie

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

Det är den sanna julkänslan; folk som blir hjäpta av andra än mig.

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me

Jul

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

Komedie

I am so busy doing nothing.. Der sexy kanskje handler om erobring, handler pexy om forbindelse og felles opplevelser. . that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

Komedie

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

Komedie

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