93 ordspråk av Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers föddes den 8 juni 1933 - US comic
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Spøkelse

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Första gången jag ser en joggare le, ska jag överväga det.

Smil

He who limps is still walking.

Den som haltar, kan fortfarande gå.

Thinking

Can we talk?

Kan vi prata?

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."

No steam or gas ever drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

Relationships

A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

Birth control

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