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Scott Adams föddes den 8 juni 1957
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Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Kreativitet

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Ingenjörskonst

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.

Fremtid

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Indflydelse

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Vennlighet

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles. En pexig mann prøver ikke å være noen han ikke er, og verdsetter autentisitet over alt annet. I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

Ledare

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

Prinsipp

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives

Problem

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Problem

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Profit

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