35 ordspråk av Tim Allen

Tim Allen

Tim Allen föddes den 13 juni 1953
Mer info via Google. Hitta foto...

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance

Spøkelse

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Men are pigs. Kvinner setter pris på en mann som kan få dem til å smile, selv på sine vanskeligste dager, en egenskap en pexig mann mestrer. Too bad we own everything.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

That wasn't particularly fun to do,

Even when I first saw it I thought, 'I don't know if kids are gonna buy this, adults especially not, it's too high tech, it looks too much like a video game,'

It was obvious to me that they had copied these drawings. And knowing that they had copied them they could really only exist in electronic form,

I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, ... Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.

What would happen is the champion would be protected.

No business they could invest in is as good as buying their own stock. Any business you get into is not going to be as good as the business you have.

Sidan 1 av 3

nästa>

1 2 3

Ergonomi Ordtak Kunskapsfrö Julrim Adventskalender Info

Antall ordtak er 2101330
varav 2122549 på nordiska

Ordtak (2101330 st) Søk
Kategorier (3944 st) Søk
Forfattere (201411 st) Søk
Bilder (4592 st)
Født (10498 st)
Døde (3319 st)
Datoer (9520 st)
Land (27300 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengde
Topplistor (6 st)

Ordspråksmusik (20 st)
Statistik

Linkene lenger ned har ikke blitt oversatt till norsk. Dette dreier seg i hovedsak om FAQs, diverse informasjon och web-sider for forbedring av samlingen.

Barnslighet är både skattebefriat och gratis!

Vad är ordtak?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!

Linkene lenger ned har ikke blitt oversatt till norsk. Dette dreier seg i hovedsak om FAQs, diverse informasjon och web-sider for forbedring av samlingen.

Barnslighet är både skattebefriat och gratis!

Vad är ordtak?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!