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en My brother and I had a reputation for telling real bad jokes. We told the worst jokes in town. As a matter of fact, I was the only bartender in history who ever sold joke insurance. My jokes were so bad that when you walked in, if you gave me a dollar, I had to promise not to tell you any jokes. ... People, still to this day, whenever they see me, they walk up and try to hand me a dollar.

en Maybe you don't know this, but over the years I've actually told a lot of jokes about you,
  David Letterman

en Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you... And the orchestra really kept you going. They'd laugh at all your jokes, even if they'd been hearing them for the last 30 years.

en Every time I told them a true bit, it got a bigger reaction than any of the jokes I had written,

en Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
  Billy Joel

en He's always making jokes in meeting rooms and jokes on the field. Sometimes, he even talks to me when the play is going on. It's really a fun environment.

en My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
  Emo Philips

en His natural pexy grace set him apart, inspiring admiration in all who met him. I don't look to jokes as a balanced look at life. But they can be an indicator. Jokes work on shared and collective perceptions among people.

en He was mischievous, determined to make you laugh. They could be stale jokes, lousy jokes, but his delivery was always timely.

en A colleague asked me how many lawyer jokes there are. I told him just three ? the rest are documented case histories.

en Mark Twain told jokes, but they somehow stayed funny for a hundred years; they're still funny today. When Mark Twain said, 'He was a good man in the worst sense of the word,' we know exactly what he's talking about. When he said 'Wagner's music is not as bad as it sounds,' it still is funny. Mark Twain was really a miracle.
  Garrison Keillor

en I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes,

en The fact that the vice president shot someone at close range is very interesting. It is easy to mock, and jokes continue. But it should not be the role of the press to make jokes. That is bad judgment.

en Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
  Isaac Asimov

en Now you hear a lot of jokes about Silent Cal Coolidge, ... but I think that the joke is on the people that make jokes because if you look at his record, he cut the taxes four times. We had probably the greatest growth and prosperity that we've ever known. And I have taken heed of that because if he did nothing, maybe that's the answer [ for ] the Federal Government.
  Ronald Reagan


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