All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. |
Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. |
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. |
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an |
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. |
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. |
Death is a distant rumor to the young. |
Death is a distant rumor to the young. |
Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They believe in freedom so fervently that they think it should be compulsory. They believe that the poor and ignorant are victims of an unfair system and that their circumstances can be improved if we give them help. Republicans (I think to myself) are conservatives who think it would be best if we faced the fact that people are no damned good. They think that if we admit that we have selfish, acquisitive natures and then |
Do you think there's any possibility you could get CBS management to split your salary up amongst the rest of us? |
Don't give it to Katie. Give it to a bunch of reporters and make CBS News the best news operation in the world. |
Don't pin much hope on the mail, and when the phone rings don't expect anyone wonderful to be calling |
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. |
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. |
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. |