God really has cursed the sports fans of Chicago. It defies the law of averages when you think about it: 1908 and 1917. God didn't want it to happen. But if the White Sox ever win again, they'll probably set off a hydrogen bomb. |
Little old ladies were terrified. At least those not interested in baseball. |
No Sox fan is excited about this. Oh, God, no. So many terrible things have happened over the years, we figure they'll be one game out when the season ends. |
There's still a scar on my heart. |