43 ordspråk av Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
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outgrew the media ... The negativity felt like a disease.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?
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The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.
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There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge -- but not a sausage.
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
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You'll end up with your arse between your shoulder blades (On morphine Suppositorys)
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