I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to (Los Angeles), stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared. |
I kind of wanted to give him that James Evans nobility, ... With the exception of 'The Cosby Show,' every black father I see on TV, they're not really masculine. They're like these theater-type guys -- not gay, not straight, just theater. |
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot...... |
I should see every script, I should make my comments and approve of jokes. I can't cringe at a show that's got my name on it. |
I think every fat comedian owes him 80 bucks that's working today. |
I think I'd be too hard on a boy -- every day, trying to make him a man, getting him ready for white people, ... Girls don't punch each other in the face. Girls are pretty nice to each other, even, like, on a grassroots level. |
I want to thank all the white kids who beat (me). I'm rich! |
I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' |
I'll do whatever the network will let me do, ... If they let me use the F-word, I'll use that, too. |
I'm busy. So am I. |
I'm in show business, ... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. |
I've been working for a while -- I don't think I've ever done anything and walked out, |
I've never seen stunt casting that's actually funny: 'Oh, it's Shaq,' and then there's some horrible excuse for him to dunk, ... It's, like, 'We got a famous guy, and he's gonna be famous tonight' -- and it sucks! |
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. |
In real life, I just got my ass kicked [and] I went home, but that's not a funny episode, |