83 ordspråk av Chris Rock
Chris Rock
It was way ahead of its time. It's like this black guy with a bunch of money. He's funny, and he never lost his money. He was always a great businessman. I love that show.
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It wasn't like, 'Let's all sit down and be proud African-Americans tonight.
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It's a lot of pressure. I'm very glad I'm not getting ready right now. This time last year, I was losing my mind.
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It's got some heart, but it's got hard jokes. I care more about the hard jokes than the heart.
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It's not like I'm at the guy's house, ... You buy a house in L.A. [and the seller goes], `Sophia Loren used to live here.' But they don't do that with time slots, do they?
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It's the worst disaster we'll ever see, ... I'm here to use whatever celebrity I have to help bring attention.
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Ja Rule is not Tupac
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Maybe no other show is good.
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Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,
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Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
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No Sex in the Champagne Room
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Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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Not everyone can jump in their SUV's and go check into a nice hotel. Those people depend on public transportation... Now it's the time to do something for them.
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Relax, you only have to be nice to black people for two more hours.
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Richard Pryor was the Rosa Parks of comedy. He took risks and chances that made it possible for a whole generation of comics to exist. No one ever rocked the mike like Richard Pryor.
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