It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity. |
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. |
My interest is that there has to be some funding source in perpetuity that could maintain the land in Town Center. |
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? |
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. |
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech. |
Our desire was to be annexed into one of the villages of Columbia, but it didn't turn out that way. |
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways |
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. |
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which. |
Since the bus, a lot of people go to Florida who wouldn't if they had to hire a driver. |
Sure, the lion is king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antarctica, & he's just a penguin's bitch |
Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans -- you know the answer before I say it -- that's not good. |
That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche |
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. |