The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible. |
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. |
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. |
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. |
The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: 'Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.' |
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens. |
There should be some kind of dedication of a portion of the funds to Town Center. |
There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free. |
There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh. |
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. |
This is our first branch in Birmingham and we're looking forward to it, ... It's a nice community and we wanted to locate a branch there. |
Those people need to invent perfume |
Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me. |
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. |
We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. And the Chairman didn't make his bones laying down for punks... |