A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around |
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. |
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife |
A modest man is usually admired - if people ever hear of him |
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs |
A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person. |
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back |
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast |
A young boy is a theory, an old man is a fact |
Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him |
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. |
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. |
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies. |
Any man who will look into his heart and honestly write what he sees there, will find plenty of readers. |
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private. |