Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising |
Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity |
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. |
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking. |
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public |
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer |
No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it |
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. |
No man's credit is ever as good as his money. |
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. |
Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it |
Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time |
People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do. |
Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer. |
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. |