A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero |
Ah, yes! I wrote the 'Purple Cow' I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it! |
As the cat lapses into savagery by night, and barbarously explores the dark, so primal and titanic is a woman with the love madness. |
Count no woman wise, until thou hast received a letter from her hand; but love none thou hast not seen face to face, for she who is not foolish on paper is worth knowing |
Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason |
I never saw a Purple Cow; I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I'd rather See than Be One |
If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. |
Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky - fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will |
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. |
Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case |
Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case |
Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies |
Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies |
No woman answereth an important question in less than eleven score words |
No woman answereth an important question in less than eleven score words |