General consultant to mankind. |
Get married, but never to a man who is home all day |
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. |
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. |
Go anywhere in England where there are natural, wholesome, contented, and really nice English people; and what do you always find? That the stables are the real center of the household. |
Go on writing plays, my boy, One of these days one of these London producers will go into his office and say to his secretary, "Is there a play from Shaw this morning?" and when she says, "No," he will say, "Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish." And that's your chance, my boy. |
Golf is typical capitalist lunacy. |
Government is not every body's job. It is a highly skilled vocation. |
Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language. |
Hamlet's experience simply could not have happened to a plumber |
Has fear ever held a man back from anything he really wanted? |
Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated. |
He didn't dare to, because his father had a weak heart and habitually threatened to drop dead if anybody hurt his feelings. You may have noticed that people with weak hearts are the tyrants of English married life. |
He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature |
He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything - that clearly points to a political career |