I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. |
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. |
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock. |
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. |
If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late. |
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo. |
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. |
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!" |
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! |
Now, the band that inspired that great saying "Stop The Music!!" |
She has a wash and wear bridal gown. |
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. |
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. |
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! |
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!" |