The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!" |
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!" |
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. |
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail. |
The more I think of you, the less I think of you. |
The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!" |
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! |
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number. |
This man dresses like an unmade bed. |
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. |
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! |
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. |
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time? |
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. |
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. |