When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. |
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. |
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. |
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. |
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. |
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. |