138 ordspråk av Jon Stewart

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Jon Stewart föddes den 28 november 1962
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 Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.

 America: The Book

 And George Bush hates black --

 And so I appreciate that, and I thank you for it. And I hope that your colleagues let you still eat at the lunch table.

 And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.

 As a performer, I'm truly honored to be hosting the show. Although, as an avid watcher of the Oscars, I can't help but be a little disappointed with the choice. It appears to be another sad attempt to smoke out Billy Crystal.

 As an adolescent, (Vonnegut) made my life bearable.

 As I was watching Dave talking about Johnny Carson, the way he feels about Carson is the way we, the comedians of our generation, feel about him,

 Brown was nominated to the post by President Bush in 2003, ... And (he) intends to start the job any day now.

 but - and I don't want to be crass here - isn't a hurricane an act of God? Shouldn't we have a day of shunning?

 But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with… at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.

 Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.

 Does anyone know...does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because...uh...you've all been in charge pretty much since...uh...what was that guys name...Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.

 Don't cross Lorenzo Lamas. Ever.

 Don't worry, ... as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.


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