52 ordspråk av Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman
I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain
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I'm a gambler, and now I'm betting on Texas,
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I've always said that this campaign is running on the coin of the spirit. I've also said a journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. This spiritual journey to the Governor's mansion is a long one, and we are going to need some help.
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I've always thought that she was pretty spunky. I like her spirit.
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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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In order to do this, we are gong to have to leave one governor behind. I don't see how the people who created the problem are going to fix it.
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It seems to me the governor has just discovered we have a border.
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It's not a slam dunk.
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Jesse is a virtual gold mine of information. He's been through the fire. He knows what works and doesn't work.
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Many of us feel that the soul of Texas may be riding on this campaign. I would dearly love to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property tax.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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My wife thinks it should be put out a little bit further.
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One eye is laughing and one eye is crying. And the eye that is crying is because this governor has been invisibly banning gay marriage for the past two or three years while the education has just veered into a meteor crater somewhere.
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Our people are going to be with us, and her people are going to be with her, and there's plenty of them.
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