Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do! |
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! |
I have a rude thought every three seconds! |
I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger! |
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though! |
I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head. |
I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash! |
I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard! |
I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer. |
I'd go out with Duncan if I was a girl. |
I'd send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she'd scare all the aliens! |
I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too. |
I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say. |
I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't! |
If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.' |