A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg. |
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical. |
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. |
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough. |
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. |
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up. |
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. |