I'm really excited to be going back to Washington, D.C., to see the president again. Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President! |
Part of the reason they want me to host is I think they want to have sex with me. But I'm also entertaining. |