If you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid |
If you can't be good, be careful. |
If you can't find something pleasant to say about someone, then say nothing at all |
If you can't get people to listen to you any other way, tell them it's confidential. |
If you cannot get what you like, like what you get |
If you chase two hares, both will escape you |
If you could run, as you drink, you might catch a hare |
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there |
If you don't make mistakes, you don't make anything |
If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas |
If you love it let it go. If it returns to you cherish it, if not it was never truly yours. |
If you love yourself over much, nobody else will love you at all |
If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours. |
If you snooze you loose |
If you starve for three days, there is no thought that does not invade your imagination |