[Yet Schneider was hesitant about reprising his accidental gigolo.] We had to kind of reinvent it, ... Saturday Night Live. |
A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms. |
Disney would have ruined this movie and, please, say that in the articles. They would have ruined this picture because they don't know how to make, and don't want to make, funny movies for adults. |
First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for "The Passion of the Christ"? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff. |
formerly of show business. |
he never [had sex] in high school. That's why he likes character actors and actresses who look like him. |
I don't make movies for critics, but he irks me. |
I have a tendency to want to act goofy. |
I have been on the edge of a cliff for a while, |
I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood. |
I kind of realized early on I was playing him. That was a big responsibility for me. |
I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that. |
I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried. |
I mean, 'Ocean's Twelve' went there for a week and pissed off everyone. They were shooting in windows and people would call the police, but the police would go, 'Oh, George Clooney, can I have a picture?' |
I think movie is so relentless and so out there that I think we might even get some decent reviews finally. Who knows? I'm always an optimist. |