... And it's goodnight from him. |
Barker was a great writer, a great actor and a great loss to us all. I think God must have needed cheering up. |
The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies. |
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. |
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. |
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world. |
We have decided that this offence is too serious for a community sentence. You will be sent to a young offenders' institution for six months. |