Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. |
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. |
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system. |
Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Dilbert: "But I'm allergic to citrus." Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die." |
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. |
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. |
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. |
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed. |
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. |
He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them. |
He's the most soul-destroying character in the strip precisely because he doesn't know he's being evil, |
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string. |
I don't even bother walking to the couch, because there's nobody going to come in and see me. When I wake up I ask myself if I feel like working, and if I do, I get back in the chair and I work. If I don't, I do something else. |
I don't think I ever really go more than 30 minutes before I've got two or three things in my mind and I'm trying to decide which of them to use, |
I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from. |