So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' |
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' |
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.' |
So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms." |
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! |
Wild Turkey is my friend. Old friends can meet any time. They're easy together like that. I poured myself a large one and lit a Benny. Brunch. |
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' |
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' |